Pooprosal 

You propose to a girl by putting the ring in a beer preferably a PBR or Natty light. She then drinks the beer without knowing the ring is in it and accidentally swallows the ring. You then dig through her poo to find the ring and propose....

Girl: Im engaged

Girls friend: How did he propose?

Girl: I drank a PBR and swallowed the ring on accident. Later on that night I pooped the ring out. He then found the ring in my poo, got on one knee, and gave me a pooprosal.

Pooprosal by Shizzel Dizzel July 17, 2009

Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.

My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!

Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

sandbox proposal

A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age

We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.

sandbox proposal by SkyAlexander June 30, 2016

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.

And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"

Proposal Boner by italion donkey October 2, 2010

the proposal 

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.

After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.

the proposal by greenspan November 29, 2012

Modest Proposal 

/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man

A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.

Modest Proposal by pete mac May 6, 2007

Pooposa 

When you wake up late on a Sunday needing booze and the toilet. This will usually be an extended stay on the throne. Helps to have someone else in the house to prepare the mimosa.

Hey babe! Could really use a “pooposa” in here!

Pooposa by Wurdsmithofferson January 6, 2019