poopsnart

The act of pooping violently, farting violently, and sneezing violently simultaneously.

James just poopsnarted so loud, my mom crapped her pants

Ryan and Matt where shocked when James poopsnarted

by aavoqdl March 6, 2014

poopinary

This word means much the same as lower GI (e.g., your colon and bunghole); as pissinary means the same as urinary tract.

Harold, you'll have to take those squalling carpet pigs to school this morning -- I have something wrong with my poopinary tract and I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:30!

by Telephony May 16, 2014

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.

My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!

by Penisnipples December 27, 2010

Poopnant

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.

Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.

by Billybobpete August 15, 2009

poopenfarten

How Germans say toilet

Hey I have to use the poopenfarten

by Poopenfarten July 22, 2020

Poopinator

A terminator but instead of killing people they poop alot.

1: Hey did you see that terminator kill someone?
2: No, he's a poopinator

by the poopguy June 28, 2009

Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020