Poopooitis 

A bad infectious and contagious disease where the victim has a mix of constipation and diarrhoea,
For women, the poopoo is discreated orally, and for men the poopoo is sweated.
It can last up to 48 hours and is highly contagious.

Man, did you hear about that girls bad poopooitis?

Poopooitis by Ayneh October 11, 2010

Poopitis 

an infection of the poop.

What I was doing to that poor toilet was horrific. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Poopitis

Poopitis by Poopmonster6969 March 8, 2009

Poopalitis 

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.

I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.

Poopalitis by Dragon13 July 17, 2006

pooporities 

a poop that is regarded as more important than any other activity.

Brian: Hey you going to that Bear Ghost show tonight?
Brandon: Nah man, I have major pooporities to tend to.

pooporities by gillystatus July 26, 2015

Pooposition 

The serious conversation you bring up to your girlfriend/wife/fling about doing anal.

Debano " Listen. Babe. I got a Pooposition for you."

Beky" I'm listening."

Debano" If you allow us to experiment with back door penetration...I'll go shopping with you more..."

Beky" Alright! But we must use mass amounts of lube!"

Pooposition by Daravouchi December 3, 2013

poopyitis 

A real bad case of the runs

Great I have Poopyitis

I have to go use the bathroom, I have Poopyitis

poopyitis by Conor Balsamo September 4, 2008

Poopalitis 

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.

Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.

Poopalitis by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017