poopyitis
poopyitis by Conor Balsamo September 4, 2008
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Poopitis
an infection of the poop.
What I was doing to that poor toilet was horrific. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Poopitis
Poopitis by Poopmonster6969 March 8, 2009
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poopyitis • Poopitis • poonitis • Poopalitis • poopymeister • Poojitis • poopditsied • Poopidis • Poopinist • poopits
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poopityscoop by deezaregudsnutz October 5, 2018
poonitis
1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."
poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008
Poopalitis
There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.
Poopalitis by Dragon13 July 17, 2006
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