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What a butt should really be called, especially for males. I mean, come on, right?
He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.

"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"
poopnis by Dudley D April 10, 2008

Pooponic Plague 

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.
"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."
Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009

Poopenis 

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.
Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!
Poopenis by the poopanister October 17, 2010

poopnis music 

This meme's caption is just "poopnis music" and I am confused.
poopnis music by Mr. Twinkieface November 18, 2020
Look mom, I made a poopnis!
Poopnis by H3Y_Its_W1LL May 30, 2011

poopnickel 

Small, pellet sized pieces of human feces
Me: So did you hear about what Edgar did when he was drunk at Paul's house?

Friend: No, what happend?

Me: He locked himself in the bathroom and shat all over the place, leaving poopnickels on the bathroom floor!

Friend: Gross.
poopnickel by lounger52 July 9, 2010