A trashy, classless, lisping, peurtorican hoe, generally named Maria, that deserves to be mung jumped (see Mung Jumping) Pooparicans are typically
poopy, inside and out. It is normally apparent that they cannot afford to shower, as their hair is greasy, and teeth are the same color as there
skin (poop colored) and their facial features are smushed together into the center of their face. (example Jay Leno)
WARNING POOPARICANS ARE
TOXIC, if you come into contact with
one, IMMEDIATELY douse yourself with anti-bacterial soap, and take a trip to the clinic to get an HIV test!
Work Experience: basically looking like shit (no pun intended), spreading
STD's to numerous men in one night, and some prostitution.
How to spot a pooparican: LOOK IN THE
TOILET!
