Poopnancy

Your constipated and when you get it out you give birth to a shit then eat it wait what

Anal: My poopnancy went well
Nigel: can I suck your dick since shit

by Ex-mentally ill July 31, 2022

Poopnant

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.

Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.

by Billybobpete August 15, 2009

poonanny

A great way to refer to a female human vagina. It's kinda cute, so the chicks are usually cool when you ask to see their poonanny. or touch it, apply saliva, etc.

C'mon baby, let me check out your poonanny!, or
Wassup with that poonanny, baby?

by quaker oatmeal July 25, 2003

poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008

poonany

1.A slang word for a females vagina that began as poon-tang and then was said to inbreds who added a little southern lip to to become poonany.

2.Also a raunchy Blues singer/musician who really hasn't yet hit the big time.

1. "Hey Cletus, I just put my sausage in Betty-annes poonany."

2. "Poonany is one good Blues musician."

by slopass December 12, 2003

Voodoo Poonanny

Voodoo Poonanny is the desription of a woman's sexual organs that once a man is intimiate with he loses all common sense and impulse control.

Hans got fired today because the girl he was dating had Voodoo Poonanny. No matter how bad she treated him he couldn't quit trying to talk to her. Finally after she told him he couldn't have it anymore he called her ranting and raving because and his boss overheard the conversation.

by Pops & Gramps September 11, 2009

poopmancer

A wizard, who's speciality involves the resurrection of poop particles, to destroy his enemy.

Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.

by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009