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Poopnant 

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.
Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.
Poopnant by Billybobpete August 15, 2009
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poonanny 

A great way to refer to a female human vagina. It's kinda cute, so the chicks are usually cool when you ask to see their poonanny. or touch it, apply saliva, etc.
C'mon baby, let me check out your poonanny!, or
Wassup with that poonanny, baby?
poonanny by quaker oatmeal July 25, 2003

poonany pie 

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.
"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."
1.A slang word for a females vagina that began as poon-tang and then was said to inbreds who added a little southern lip to to become poonany.

2.Also a raunchy Blues singer/musician who really hasn't yet hit the big time.
1. "Hey Cletus, I just put my sausage in Betty-annes poonany."

2. "Poonany is one good Blues musician."
poonany by slopass December 12, 2003

Voodoo Poonanny 

Voodoo Poonanny is the desription of a woman's sexual organs that once a man is intimiate with he loses all common sense and impulse control.
Hans got fired today because the girl he was dating had Voodoo Poonanny. No matter how bad she treated him he couldn't quit trying to talk to her. Finally after she told him he couldn't have it anymore he called her ranting and raving because and his boss overheard the conversation.
Voodoo Poonanny by Pops & Gramps September 11, 2009

poopmancer 

A wizard, who's speciality involves the resurrection of poop particles, to destroy his enemy.
Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.
poopmancer by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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