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Poophile 

A poophile is a combination of a pedophile and a zoophile
Luke is a poophile
Poophile by capersexe March 26, 2022
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Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

prophile 

Someone who has an unsettling obsession with looking at the social networking profiles of others.
Being a prophile, he spent many hours looking at the profiles of people he didn't know on Facebook.
prophile by Sparky, OBE July 5, 2010

Poophole Loophole 

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance
Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.
Poophole Loophole by Da Krew January 22, 2016
another name for a foot fetishist

Someone who would rather fuck a nice pair of feet instead of the person they belong to. A podophile is usually a male, but not always, not to be confused with pedophile
I heard that on their honeymoon, the first thing Gary fucked was his wife's feet, not her snatch. Gary is such a podophile, but don't say that to his face. Podophiles are freaks in the sheets, but they hate being exposed.
podophile by podophile May 23, 2011

poophole nogo 

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.
poophole nogo by Joshua James October 12, 2006

poonphile 

weirdass cismales who fetishize transmales
Ew look at that poonphile!”
poonphile by Bootyjuicelover April 4, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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