Poophile

A poophile is a combination of a pedophile and a zoophile

Luke is a poophile

by capersexe March 26, 2022

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

prophile

Someone who has an unsettling obsession with looking at the social networking profiles of others.

Being a prophile, he spent many hours looking at the profiles of people he didn't know on Facebook.

by Sparky, OBE July 5, 2010

Poophole Loophole

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance

Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.

by Da Krew January 22, 2016

podophile

another name for a foot fetishist

Someone who would rather fuck a nice pair of feet instead of the person they belong to. A podophile is usually a male, but not always, not to be confused with pedophile

I heard that on their honeymoon, the first thing Gary fucked was his wife's feet, not her snatch. Gary is such a podophile, but don't say that to his face. Podophiles are freaks in the sheets, but they hate being exposed.

by podophile May 23, 2011

poophole nogo

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.

No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

poonphile

weirdass cismales who fetishize transmales

“Ew look at that poonphile!”

by Bootyjuicelover April 4, 2022