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Pooptunt 

Someone who is a asshole.
Poop+turd+cunt= pooptunt
Jessica " I hate your such a dick "
Brad " go Make a sandwhich pooptunt "
Pooptunt by Tiffanard September 16, 2013

Grey Poopaunties 

The creamy like substance left behind on a females panties after having sex.
Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poopaunties in your laundry?
Grey Poopaunties by Str8sexychk March 8, 2023

poorcunt 

A very sad person who lacks social and physical capabilities, A poorcunt has no real chance of amounting to anything as it is an irrepairable characteristic. This word was originally introduced by Stuart Robertson Oakly from Bentleigh,
Kivanc got rejected by 3 different fat prostitutes last night, he is such a "poorcunt".
poorcunt by vampire18 January 18, 2008

PoopCent Cop 

PoopCent Cop is a family friendly version of "shitcent cop" but instead of it ACTUALLY being family friendly it's even more offensive than the actual thing so i'd say you should keep your kids FAR FAR AWAY from this youtube series
"Hey Dude this looks like a good video"
"Bish this should be on pornhub it's more offensive than fucking barack obama's left ear"
"O SHIT IS DA COPS RUN BISH WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT WATCHING "POOPCENT COP"
PoopCent Cop by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017

Poopycunt 

Poopycunt: A term used to decribe Brendan when he hacks facebook and can't be tagged in the infamous "@B needs to buy you _____". Originated from poppycock, which didn't suffice.
Damn, wanted some KFC, but @B didnt show Brendan, what a poopycunt.
Poopycunt by Nickabocca July 2, 2017

poopcentration 

Poopcentration is the act of intense concentration one has while ejecting fecal waste from ones rectum and/or the act of centralization of fecal excrement in a mound/embankment forming a complex structure.
Example 1: "That cat Adam was heavily irritated when I was consistently interrupting him while he was discharging copious amounts of fecal matter from his rectum I guess I was just inturrupting his Poopcentration I've gotta give it to that boy hes solved alot of problems even the higher ups couldn't solve he works some kind of magic while engulfed by his own fecal fumes."
Example 2: "That fat boy Patrick has been piling excerement in that porta-potty for sometime now meanwhile, it has no area of displacement to aid it into breaking down into the chemicals now thats what I call a poopcentration"
poopcentration by SirBrainium December 24, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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