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PoopCunt 

Poopcunt - the undeniable possibility that the fat girl at the gym isnt too clean... resulting in poopcunt.
"Kurt, look at that.... she got the poopcunt, foreal.. she must. *kurt vomits."
PoopCunt by ken jansen December 15, 2008

Pooptintillion 

Pooptintillion is just a play on words of million, billion, trillion, etc. Its used to overexaggerate or show the ridiculousness in the situation. You can really use any vartion of this word to describe the ridiculous of the amount or time of something.

Farttintillion, Shitassgazzillion, DooDooFartillion are all "examples" of this joke.
I told you like 50 POOPTINTILLION TIMES! To revive me!

This mf has killed me like 500 poopfuckinggazillion times bruh.
Pooptintillion by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023

Grey Poopaunties 

The creamy like substance left behind on a females panties after having sex.
Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poopaunties in your laundry?
Grey Poopaunties by Str8sexychk March 8, 2023
Somebody is refered to as pooptent if they have the power to control other individuals with the potent smell of their feces. Their powers include but are not limited to driving other people out of the contaminated area, making others (who cannot leave) compliant as they beg them to do sth in order to eliminate the stench, such as open a window, and kill animals and small children by intoxication.
etymology: compositum of the words "poop" and "potent".
noun: pooptence
He is totally pooptent, when I walked by the bathroom the smell literally made me gag and beg him to open a window being down on my knees.

So you think you can kill your cat and get away with it? Oh yeah, you don't know how pooptent I am!
pooptent by TofuTurtle February 19, 2011

Poopunteer 

A person who voluntarily gives their time and talent to raise funds and diapers for local children in need.
The Poopunteer was excited to volunteer their time to the Pooper Troopers Diaper Bank to raise money and diapers for local children in need.
Poopunteer by PTDiapers March 10, 2024
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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