by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020
Get the Poop Surprisemug. first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
Get the poop surprisemug. The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012
Get the poop purse surprisemug. While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.
by JDAltazar January 28, 2003
Get the Poop Chute Surprisemug. by poop pirate January 6, 2009
Get the poop taco surprisemug. You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
by michelleywords December 7, 2011
Get the Surprise Poopmug. when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
Get the surprise poopmug.