Poop Surprise 

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.

Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim

Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn

Poop Surprise by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020

poop surprise 

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

poop surprise by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

Cucumber poop surprise 

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

Cucumber poop surprise by Twitchness September 27, 2017

poop purse surprise 

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

poop purse surprise by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Surprise Poop

You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.

Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop

Surprise Poop by michelleywords December 7, 2011

Poop Chute Surprise

While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.

I gave bridgette a Poop Chute Surprise. You should have seen her face dude.

Poop Chute Surprise by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.

"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"

surprise poop by Zombri507 April 24, 2014