Poop Surprise
Poop Surprise by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020
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poop surprise
first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
poop surprise by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
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Cucumber poop surprise
When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Cucumber poop surprise by Twitchness September 27, 2017
poop purse surprise
The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
poop purse surprise by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012
Surprise Poop
You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
Surprise Poop by michelleywords December 7, 2011
Poop Chute Surprise
While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.
Poop Chute Surprise by JDAltazar January 28, 2003
surprise poop
when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
surprise poop by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
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