Poonted
Very drunk
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pissd'pointed
My girl had a threesome planned for me on my birthday, but she had her period the day before. Man, I was pissd'pointed!
pissd'pointed by Makblunt April 22, 2008
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Poonted • Pooned • pooted • poontential • poofted • poonded • Poonter • Pointed Tits of Sorrow • Poonbed • pooned ja noob
poontending
Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.
I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.
I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants
I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants
poontending by josedagardner March 27, 2006
poonteeth
Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.
poonteeth by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006
Post-pooned
Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.
The female version of "cockblocked."
The female version of "cockblocked."
My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
Post-pooned by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011
bless their pointed heads
Their pointed head means they have no brain power. Bless their pointed heads means the same as bless them Lord for they are ignorant. They don't know any better than to do what their doing. It is a derogatory statement about someone doing something stupid.
They didn't know it was dangerous to drive a vehicle at night without head lights, bless their pointed heads!
bless their pointed heads by Shuggie March 8, 2017
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