Poonted 

Very drunk

Yeeee we gonna get hella poonted tonight!

Poonted by J Poonted March 14, 2010

pissd'pointed 

pissed off / disappointed at the same time.

My girl had a threesome planned for me on my birthday, but she had her period the day before. Man, I was pissd'pointed!

pissd'pointed by Makblunt April 22, 2008

i pooted 

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

i pooted by Oz1 August 8, 2007

poontending 

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants

poontending by josedagardner March 27, 2006

poonteeth 

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.

Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.

poonteeth by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

Post-pooned by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

bless their pointed heads 

Their pointed head means they have no brain power. Bless their pointed heads means the same as bless them Lord for they are ignorant. They don't know any better than to do what their doing. It is a derogatory statement about someone doing something stupid.

They didn't know it was dangerous to drive a vehicle at night without head lights, bless their pointed heads!

bless their pointed heads by Shuggie March 8, 2017