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poontending 

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.
I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants
poontending by josedagardner March 27, 2006

Poontangrage 

When a bro has been snagging all the poon he can handle. Involves getting poontang on a daily basis.
Bro 1: Dude ive been on a major poontangrage lately
Bro 2: Oh really bro?
Poontangrage by Masterofpoon September 11, 2011

puntanging 

The act of puring tang on the vagina and licking it out
Foreplay is best started with a little puntanging
puntanging by Diggingforflames February 9, 2021

Poontangling 

The art of seduction wherein the male of the species slays some poon or vagina.
Well boys, I'd love to stay, but I got some poontangling to do tonight...

Pootanging 

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!
"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"
Pootanging by Toe massive September 22, 2009

Pornbanging 

This action is almost identical for online dates especially at ROBLOX, except it's in a serious and sexual way which it's so higher like it's 20 times than online dating. For example, you call someone who was online dating seriously and non-stop. You can call him/her, a pornbanger. But you must not say in ROBLOX, nor the game where you can swear. You can record a Youtube video, and you can call an Online Dater a Pornbanger.

By the way, you can do that in Discord if online dater has it.
Pornbanger is a word to someone else who does online dating in a more pressing and procreative way.
Online Dater: C'mon, let's go harder upon the sky!
Youtuber: Stop pornbanging, you slut.
Online Dater: Yaoi is much better than you think.
Youtuber: Somebody report that pornbanger.
Pornbanging by Humaneriing November 29, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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