Poonion

A vagina that is so infected that the smell actually brings you to tears.

"Damn girl, get that poonion tested!"

by malec slomas May 5, 2009

poonono

Poonono is an old vagina often with large muff. Age is 35-110.

oh shit I’m going to be sic after seeing that poonono

by Peter Pan47547 May 27, 2008

poondongle

A special, rare charm-piece that attracts pussy and only fine pussy.

Ryan's poondongle was off the hook last night. I told him to leave some for the rest of us.

by TL0ve February 6, 2009

poinion

a feeling of pleasure or satisfaction. mainly when showing affection through either words or physical touch, but it can also be felt when receiving affection.

it is usually a positive thing.

“To tell him he’s beautiful is a poinion(for me).”

“The hug gave him a poinion.”

“‘I love you’, he said with poinion.”

by shadowwarri0r July 8, 2022

poontongue

Also known as the clitoris.

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

Poonton

A futon used for scoring; A portmanteau of 'poon' and 'futon'.

Dude, i got some on the poonton last night!

by Poonmaster G August 28, 2010

Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!

"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."

by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011