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Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

poonannner 

South Park Episod 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

Eric Cartman: "Courtney Love is in South Park! She's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonannner to everybody you gotta go check it out!"
poonannner by brandon10092 October 15, 2006

Poonitentiary 

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.
Poonitentiary by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

poonanners 

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.

Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat
poonanners by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

poonanner 

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt
Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!
poonanner by Matt July 20, 2004

poonanner blues 

Phrase used to define the sulky behavior of a male friend who is longing for the love of a woman, yet has no advancement in acheiving said goal.
After several failed dates and lack of female attention in general, it's fair to say, Mark is suffering from the poonanner blues.