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Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

poonannner 

South Park Episod 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

Eric Cartman: "Courtney Love is in South Park! She's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonannner to everybody you gotta go check it out!"
poonannner by brandon10092 October 15, 2006

Poonitentiary 

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.
Poonitentiary by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

poonanners 

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.
Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat
poonanners by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

poonanner 

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt
Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!
poonanner by Matt July 20, 2004

poonanner blues 

Phrase used to define the sulky behavior of a male friend who is longing for the love of a woman, yet has no advancement in acheiving said goal.
After several failed dates and lack of female attention in general, it's fair to say, Mark is suffering from the poonanner blues.
poonanner blues by randomfind May 15, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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