Poonflam

Mold growing around or inside a vagina, usually green and slimy

"I was about to sleep with some bird last night but when I got down to business I discovered vast amounts of poonflam."

by jamesinbloom November 11, 2013

PoonFlume

Large amount of Vagina in one room at once.
Alot of women in one place
Lost in a flume of poon, Too much for one night

Hey man how was last night, get many girls?
Yeah i was riding the Poonflume

by ShaykeJayke8 July 29, 2009

poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

by matt March 28, 2003

poonflap

just look at your mom's snatch... you'll know...

Oh my fucking christ, your mom has some gnarly poonflaps.

by fat fucking penis March 21, 2003

Poonflation

Poonflation occurs when the value of women are inflated to the point that men who are 7s are fighting over women who are 3s.

Really scro, you have resorted to being a tool of poonflation?

by Guy Dudebro January 18, 2019

poonlamp

The opposite of lampoon; To pander to special interest groups with so much directness that it loses all entertainment value and becomes nauseating.

This new TV show makes me sick. They're just poonlamping for the one person in the whole world who fits all the demographic boxes at once, but even they probably aren't watching anyway because it's so bad.

by my soup is looking at me funny April 11, 2025

Untapped Poonflap

An untapped poonflap is a pristine e-girl vagina. Specifically one that has voluptuous lips.

Gee: Yo did you ever get nudes from that e-girl everyone thinks is hot?
Ugi: Ya dude she sent it. That’s one radical untapped poonflap

by AnyPepegas? January 9, 2020