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PoonFlume

Large amount of Vagina in one room at once.
Alot of women in one place
Lost in a flume of poon, Too much for one night
Hey man how was last night, get many girls?
Yeah i was riding the Poonflume
by ShaykeJayke8 July 29, 2009
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poonfume

To attract members of the opposite sex, some women will finger their poontang and then rub the poonjuice on their neck or other body parts. It is believed that the pheromones in the poonjuice activate some sort of basal caveman instincts in the male's olfactory glands, thus making the woman more attractive or seemingly "irresistable" to the male.
I met some bitch that smelled like tuna but she told me she had on poonfume.
by NakJPaulG April 30, 2008
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Poonflam

Mold growing around or inside a vagina, usually green and slimy
"I was about to sleep with some bird last night but when I got down to business I discovered vast amounts of poonflam."
by jamesinbloom November 11, 2013
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Poofume

Joe's really working the poofume this morning.
by MichaelKB December 11, 2005
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poofume

anything one grabs for in a guest's bathroom to cover up the lingering small after taking a surprise dump.
After dropping a deuce and not wanting to be found out, she reached for anything with a spray nozzle to act as a poofume to cover up the smell.
by tamtamcracker April 29, 2011
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PooFume

the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a shit. When she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of poop and perfume. The result is "PooFume".
Your mother just left for work, I can tell it smells like "PooFume" in the bathroom.
by easterbunny November 28, 2011
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Poopflute

A person who spouts useless nonsense, usually with enthusiasm even though no one cares about the subject. It's like they are playing their poopflute, an instrument they are passionate about, but no one else is.
Did you hear Dave going on about the different types of fruit people should eat for liver detox? That guy is such a poopflute.
by Hitchhiker42 May 31, 2025
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