Poofume

Simply put, sweet smelling farts.

Joe's really working the poofume this morning.

by MichaelKB December 11, 2005

poofume

anything one grabs for in a guest's bathroom to cover up the lingering small after taking a surprise dump.

After dropping a deuce and not wanting to be found out, she reached for anything with a spray nozzle to act as a poofume to cover up the smell.

by tamtamcracker April 29, 2011

PooFume

the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a shit. When she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of poop and perfume. The result is "PooFume".

Your mother just left for work, I can tell it smells like "PooFume" in the bathroom.

by easterbunny November 28, 2011

poonfume

To attract members of the opposite sex, some women will finger their poontang and then rub the poonjuice on their neck or other body parts. It is believed that the pheromones in the poonjuice activate some sort of basal caveman instincts in the male's olfactory glands, thus making the woman more attractive or seemingly "irresistable" to the male.

I met some bitch that smelled like tuna but she told me she had on poonfume.

by NakJPaulG April 30, 2008

Poopume

The smell that is inside the bathroom when someone else has taken a poop and tried to mask the smell by spraying a perfume.

I cannot take a shower in your poopume.

by InternetOfEverything August 22, 2016

Poopume

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop and tried to mask it by spraying a perfume.

I cannot take a shower in your poopume.

by InternetOfEverything August 22, 2016

Poosumer

A prosumer but with Poo. It's for sustainability similar to Perpetual Cornage.

Did you hear? Nick has started the Poosumer diet

by Rhbrhngf February 17, 2026