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poonfume 

To attract members of the opposite sex, some women will finger their poontang and then rub the poonjuice on their neck or other body parts. It is believed that the pheromones in the poonjuice activate some sort of basal caveman instincts in the male's olfactory glands, thus making the woman more attractive or seemingly "irresistable" to the male.
I met some bitch that smelled like tuna but she told me she had on poonfume.
poonfume by NakJPaulG April 30, 2008
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Large amount of Vagina in one room at once.
Alot of women in one place
Lost in a flume of poon, Too much for one night
Hey man how was last night, get many girls?
Yeah i was riding the Poonflume
PoonFlume by ShaykeJayke8 July 29, 2009
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Simply put, sweet smelling farts.
Joe's really working the poofume this morning.
Poofume by MichaelKB December 11, 2005
anything one grabs for in a guest's bathroom to cover up the lingering small after taking a surprise dump.
After dropping a deuce and not wanting to be found out, she reached for anything with a spray nozzle to act as a poofume to cover up the smell.
poofume by tamtamcracker April 29, 2011
the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a shit. When she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of poop and perfume. The result is "PooFume".
Your mother just left for work, I can tell it smells like "PooFume" in the bathroom.
PooFume by easterbunny November 28, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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