Poopflute

A person who spouts useless nonsense, usually with enthusiasm even though no one cares about the subject. It's like they are playing their poopflute, an instrument they are passionate about, but no one else is.

Did you hear Dave going on about the different types of fruit people should eat for liver detox? That guy is such a poopflute.

by Hitchhiker42 May 31, 2025

Poopchute spork thinger

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by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022

pokeflute

when someone wakes you up by giving you a blow job.

i woke up to misty giving me a pokeflute

by Vividvocan November 8, 2015

PoonFlume

Large amount of Vagina in one room at once.
Alot of women in one place
Lost in a flume of poon, Too much for one night

Hey man how was last night, get many girls?
Yeah i was riding the Poonflume

by ShaykeJayke8 July 29, 2009

poopycute

a person who is really weird and stupid
also another word to describe something cute

Person A: You are poopycute
Person B: What way??
Person A: Both

The End.

by spdio22 July 6, 2022

poopulate

The act of dropping a deuce so large that it fills the entire bowl.

Man, I just poopulated that toilet something fierce, really, it was so big I thought I might name it for future reference.

by Petrodono November 14, 2005

Poop Flute

When a man's penis smells very badly.

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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

by BarryIsHairy February 6, 2010