Poomed

Being successfully exhausted or at the edge of falling asleep after a good and busy day.

"Woah, that was crazy! Base-jumping, laser tagging, parkour, shopping...what a day! I am so poomed!"

Or, simply..."I am so poomed." (With a suggested mood and previous day schedule that was completely and utterly pure awesomeness.)

by Diane Toluvia June 24, 2011

Poosed

When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.

"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"

by Cats17 October 6, 2013

pooed

Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity

Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed

by Chonatin October 8, 2013

pooped a balloon

To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)

I pooped a balloon.

by beemer052789 August 1, 2008

poomeh

An expression of extreme apathy, or possibly boredom. A portmanteau of the words 'poop' and 'meh'

Friend 1: How'd it go asking out that girl you like?

Friend 2: poomeh

by bryzalnizzle April 19, 2008

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

pooped

Refers to when all the marijuana in a bowl has been consumed; i.e. cashed.

Jerome: "Hey man, is it cashed?"

Tom: "Yeah nigga, it's pooped."

by Fo Twin Tee July 14, 2009