Pooldog

When someone defecates in a public swimming space and the fecal torpedo makes contacts with ones head or mouth

They had to evacuate the pool, Jimmy got smoked by a pooldog

by AntiCitizenJuan June 3, 2018

Poodog

"One who is annoying, narrow-minded, relatively stupid, or repulsive. May be used as an adjective, a noun, or an interjection."
-C.P.H.

"Miley Cyrus is a poodog"
"Don't be such a poodog!!"
"Oh you poodog..."

by poodoggydog September 30, 2011

Pooldigger

A girl (or guy) who tries to date, flirt or get with you in order to get access to your apartment's pool, particularly prevalent in the robust pool party scene in Houston, TX.

Man...I was crushing it at the party when this pooldigger rolls up to me and tries to get the passcode to my apt complex. You know I don't give that sh*t out for free!

by nyclax December 7, 2010

Poondoggle

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

poofdog

Adjective- A word used to describe a male individual who pees sitting down like a girl.

Betty- "Did you hear about Tracy's son, I heard he was a real poofdog."

Mark- "Wow what a loser, did you also hear about Tracy. Jarrod told me she is a huge midget muncher."

by horsemilk123.4 February 25, 2009

poondoggin

when there is a lack of good looking females around and ugly girls start to look good as time goes on.

dude you were totally poondoggin it last night, that bitch was ugly

by cioffi dodds conti January 11, 2008

poondog

A male who is very friendly with the ladies and gets alot of poon.

Silk you old poondog you, that's the third girl's poon you have gotten in this week.

by Barry Badrinath September 17, 2006