Poology

Study of human crap.

do you have a major in poology? because your full of shit

by pseudonym-qwertyuiop May 10, 2010

rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

Harry Pology

The study of Harry Potter

"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"

George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"

by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

pooology

The study of poo, that is, excretion.

I got into the Bachelor of Pooology at Melbourne University!

by Patrick Conheady November 25, 2003

e-pology

An apology letter or note sent over an instant message, e-mail, text message etc.

"I'm such an idiot i can't even apologize to her in person i had to send her an e-pology on myspace."

by Cody buege January 21, 2008

Poolog

A log of poo. Is commonly used when there is nothing else to say. Rarely is poolog actually used describing a log of poo.

Man, that test today was poolog.

Your face is poolog.

by Justin Smith January 21, 2004

(e)pology

a half assed apology that seems to place blame on the recipient.

"E -I think you owe me an apology..."

"Geez Nate, OK -I've got an (e)pology for you..... I'm sorry you're such a jackass..... feel better?"

by (e)verything May 4, 2009