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When you rub your unclean ass on a bald mans head.
I totally just poohawked that guy.
Poohawk by Poohawker March 22, 2009
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A faux hawk for working professionals. A prohawk is an office-ready version of the famous faux hawk haircut. Where a faux hawk, "...resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut," the prohawk's mohawk roots are virtually undetectable during business hours but can be styled to achieve faux hawk status for recreational purposes.
Chad: Wow, I couldn't tell you had a faux hawk during work today.

Cody: I know, it's a prohawk...just put it up in the bathroom.
Prohawk by jbpohd September 8, 2009

Poo Hawk 

A Native who steals your money, when buying booze
Lee is a Poo Hawk, and stole my money
a phony mohawk. usually worn by people who are too scared to shave off sides of their heads
look at him!
what?
he has a phohawk
what a retard, he should grow some balls and get a real mohawk!
phohawk by bess14 December 16, 2008
Prohawk (n): Hair style worn by young males (typically late teens – early 20s; or those who wish to appear a similar age), professionally dressed wishing to appear mature and professional while maintaining a cooler, more popular image. Name is derived from a combination of the words mohawk and professional. The hair is formed from the sides to a point in the middle creating a ridge starting in the front and tapered to the back, usually with the use of large quantities of hair product.
David Beckham has a really cool prohawk.
Prohawk by jmfredericks February 22, 2011

Church of Pohawk 

The religion that considers Pohawk to be the one true pony
Male members of the The Church of Pohawk are expected to have a mane or mohawk, or wear a hat to hide their blasphemy.