A faux hawk for working professionals. A prohawk is an office-ready version of the famous faux hawk haircut. Where a faux hawk, "...resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut," the prohawk's mohawk roots are virtually undetectable during business hours but can be styled to achieve faux hawk status for recreational purposes.

Chad: Wow, I couldn't tell you had a faux hawk during work today.

Cody: I know, it's a prohawk...just put it up in the bathroom.

Prohawk by jbpohd September 8, 2009

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Poo Hawk

A Native who steals your money, when buying booze

Lee is a Poo Hawk, and stole my money

Poo Hawk by A Local Poo Hawk Victim July 3, 2006

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phohawk

a phony mohawk. usually worn by people who are too scared to shave off sides of their heads

look at him!
what?
he has a phohawk
what a retard, he should grow some balls and get a real mohawk!

phohawk by bess14 December 16, 2008

Prohawk

Prohawk (n): Hair style worn by young males (typically late teens – early 20s; or those who wish to appear a similar age), professionally dressed wishing to appear mature and professional while maintaining a cooler, more popular image. Name is derived from a combination of the words mohawk and professional. The hair is formed from the sides to a point in the middle creating a ridge starting in the front and tapered to the back, usually with the use of large quantities of hair product.

David Beckham has a really cool prohawk.

Prohawk by jmfredericks February 22, 2011

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Church of Pohawk

The religion that considers Pohawk to be the one true pony

Male members of the The Church of Pohawk are expected to have a mane or mohawk, or wear a hat to hide their blasphemy.

Church of Pohawk by Charles G Elwood October 11, 2006

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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