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Church of Pohawk
Male members of the The Church of Pohawk are expected to have a mane or mohawk, or wear a hat to hide their blasphemy.
Church of Pohawk by Charles G Elwood October 11, 2006
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Pohawk • Church of Pohawk • phawk • Prohawk • Pohakoo • phohawk • Pohakea • Pohankistank • puhawk • po'gawkin
Prohawk
A faux hawk for working professionals. A prohawk is an office-ready version of the famous faux hawk haircut. Where a faux hawk, "...resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut," the prohawk's mohawk roots are virtually undetectable during business hours but can be styled to achieve faux hawk status for recreational purposes.
puhawk
“Baby, can you shave a puhawk for me right now?”
Bill: “yah I pulled down her panties and she had this nicely trimmed puhawk”
Scotty: “shit that’s so professional my dude”
Bill: yah, it was hot.
Bill: “yah I pulled down her panties and she had this nicely trimmed puhawk”
Scotty: “shit that’s so professional my dude”
Bill: yah, it was hot.
puhawk by Redfromthehood September 5, 2018
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