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Church of Pohawk 

The religion that considers Pohawk to be the one true pony
Male members of the The Church of Pohawk are expected to have a mane or mohawk, or wear a hat to hide their blasphemy.
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A faux hawk for working professionals. A prohawk is an office-ready version of the famous faux hawk haircut. Where a faux hawk, "...resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut," the prohawk's mohawk roots are virtually undetectable during business hours but can be styled to achieve faux hawk status for recreational purposes.
Chad: Wow, I couldn't tell you had a faux hawk during work today.

Cody: I know, it's a prohawk...just put it up in the bathroom.
Prohawk by jbpohd September 8, 2009
Shortly trimmed strip of pubic hair above sweet spot
“Baby, can you shave a puhawk for me right now?”

Bill: “yah I pulled down her panties and she had this nicely trimmed puhawk”
Scotty: “shit that’s so professional my dude”
Bill: yah, it was hot.
puhawk by Redfromthehood September 5, 2018
A polite way of saying "phukk".
Gee w00t tis phawkin n00b si teh ghey shice!!!11!1
phawk by macist February 6, 2005
"ugh, phawk"
phawk by lil_shorty_ January 9, 2021
a phony mohawk. usually worn by people who are too scared to shave off sides of their heads
look at him!
what?
he has a phohawk
what a retard, he should grow some balls and get a real mohawk!
phohawk by bess14 December 16, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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