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Church of Pohawk 

The religion that considers Pohawk to be the one true pony
Male members of the The Church of Pohawk are expected to have a mane or mohawk, or wear a hat to hide their blasphemy.
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A faux hawk for working professionals. A prohawk is an office-ready version of the famous faux hawk haircut. Where a faux hawk, "...resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut," the prohawk's mohawk roots are virtually undetectable during business hours but can be styled to achieve faux hawk status for recreational purposes.
Chad: Wow, I couldn't tell you had a faux hawk during work today.

Cody: I know, it's a prohawk...just put it up in the bathroom.
Prohawk by jbpohd September 8, 2009
Shortly trimmed strip of pubic hair above sweet spot
“Baby, can you shave a puhawk for me right now?”

Bill: “yah I pulled down her panties and she had this nicely trimmed puhawk”
Scotty: “shit that’s so professional my dude”
Bill: yah, it was hot.
puhawk by Redfromthehood September 5, 2018
A polite way of saying "phukk".
Gee w00t tis phawkin n00b si teh ghey shice!!!11!1
phawk by macist February 6, 2005
"ugh, phawk"
phawk by lil_shorty_ January 9, 2021
a phony mohawk. usually worn by people who are too scared to shave off sides of their heads
look at him!
what?
he has a phohawk
what a retard, he should grow some balls and get a real mohawk!
phohawk by bess14 December 16, 2008