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phohawk

a phony mohawk. usually worn by people who are too scared to shave off sides of their heads
look at him!
what?
he has a phohawk
what a retard, he should grow some balls and get a real mohawk!
by bess14 December 16, 2008
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Prohawk

A faux hawk for working professionals. A prohawk is an office-ready version of the famous faux hawk haircut. Where a faux hawk, "...resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut," the prohawk's mohawk roots are virtually undetectable during business hours but can be styled to achieve faux hawk status for recreational purposes.
Chad: Wow, I couldn't tell you had a faux hawk during work today.

Cody: I know, it's a prohawk...just put it up in the bathroom.
by jbpohd September 8, 2009
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Prohawk

Prohawk (n): Hair style worn by young males (typically late teens – early 20s; or those who wish to appear a similar age), professionally dressed wishing to appear mature and professional while maintaining a cooler, more popular image. Name is derived from a combination of the words mohawk and professional. The hair is formed from the sides to a point in the middle creating a ridge starting in the front and tapered to the back, usually with the use of large quantities of hair product.
David Beckham has a really cool prohawk.
by jmfredericks February 22, 2011
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Poohawk

A shampoo mohawk, typically formed by the "showeree" while showering.
Frank: I like to sing in the shower and make poohawks with my hair.
Randy: God you're amazing.
by Arianne October 29, 2007
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Church of Pohawk

The religion that considers Pohawk to be the one true pony
Male members of the The Church of Pohawk are expected to have a mane or mohawk, or wear a hat to hide their blasphemy.
by Charles G Elwood October 11, 2006
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Pohawk

Aslo see Potash.
A woman's vaginal hair when trimmed into a neat strip just above the sweet spot.

Also, and Asshole at Eden.
can I run mu tounge down your potash and taste what all the fuss is about?
by Dee-N-Dee May 14, 2003
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Poohawk

When you rub your unclean ass on a bald mans head.
I totally just poohawked that guy.
by Poohawker March 22, 2009
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