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Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls
Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
by La Petomaine July 10, 2008
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