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Schlond poofa
A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
Schlond poofa by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018
Golden Schlond Poofa
Golden Schlond Poofa by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021
Poomah
To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
Poomah by poomah expert February 5, 2010
Grand Poobah
Is a title given to someone who holds an exalted position.
The name has come to be used as a mocking title for someone important or high-ranking and who exhibits an inflated self-regard.
The name has come to be used as a mocking title for someone important or high-ranking and who exhibits an inflated self-regard.
"Fred Flintstone and his friend Barney Rubble were members of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26. A high ranking elected position within this organization is Grand Poobah or Grand Imperial Poobah. Poobah is a title of respect and often is linked to might in a role."
Grand Poobah by David Rowlands July 6, 2006
Poodah
A term of endearment that can be used in place of corny words such as "babe" or "honey." Origin a mix of panda and Buddha and can be referred to anyone exhibiting these two words in any form. A poodah is someone you love, someone who is cuter than cute, and sweet.
Poodah, I love you, you're my besty!
Poody, you so stupy sometimes.
Poodah, why are you chewing on bamboo????
Poody, you so stupy sometimes.
Poodah, why are you chewing on bamboo????
Schlond Poofa
Schlond Poofa by Hneum June 22, 2016
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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