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poondizzler

1. n; A poon that has become so infested and full of diseases that it now drips continually. An infectious nasty vag that secretes fluid. Also can be used to describe a vajayjay that has been seriously neglected and not cleaned properly. A disgusting, hairy, stinking, swollen, dripping, rabies-infected, hairy wilderbeast of a vagina that is reminiscent of bundled wet vacuum lint.

2. adj; Used as a derogatory term toward someone else, usually in the place of calling someone a douche, loaner douche, asshole, jerk, etc.
"Ughhhhh!!!!! I went down on this chick and she had a freaking poondizzler! OMG, scarred for life!"

Aly: "Did you see that kid? What a douche!"
Andre: "I know right? Freaking poondizzler!"
Aly: "HAHHAHA!"
poondizzler by Alycia H. April 17, 2008

pooizzle 

poop, shit. Substance that comes out of your Ass.
I took a pooizzle on da toizzle sizzle.
pooizzle by SlasheR September 21, 2003

poodizzle hizzle 

hair which is fluffy like a poodle
poodle head
hey u got a perm
nope i got a poodizzle hizzle
oh fo shizzle my sizzle

poodizzle 

An urban medium sized dog, usually pit bull, lab or husky mixes. Most are rescued from shelters or are from feral bitches. These dogs are proudly owned by liberal urban professionals. Urban poodles, as it were.
Don't forget to pick up the poodizzle from day care and take her to the dog park.
poodizzle by Shelby Dogparks January 13, 2005

poondizzle 

the slang form of pwndizzle. see pwndizzle. spawned from the wrong pronounciation of pwndizzle. Same meaning as pwndizzle.
kevin: doode u hecka poondizzled that math test
kendall: wut u smokin. its pwndizzle noob.
kevin: o.. poondizzled.
poondizzle by kevin lin lee July 28, 2008

poopdizzle

Poop followed by dizzle because the word dizzle is funny(Yukky Yukky. very grose. nasty.)
1)Your a poopdizzle
2)EWWWWW look its poopdizzle
poopdizzle by Shelbieh April 18, 2008
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