5 definitions by Alycia H.
v; The act of cuddling, snuggling or hugging an unwilling participant to the point where it feels like a form of punishment. The word is derived from a combination of the definitions of corporal punishment and cuddle and may be applied to any situation where Person A wants to cuddle or hug but Person B does not.
More often than not, corporal cuddling occurs after sex, where the Female wants to cuddle or spoon and talk about their feelings and the Male just wants to go to sleep. Sometimes the roles can be reversed, but this is an extremely rare event. However, this definition can also apply to anyone that does not want to be hugged, spooned or touched for any reason.
More often than not, corporal cuddling occurs after sex, where the Female wants to cuddle or spoon and talk about their feelings and the Male just wants to go to sleep. Sometimes the roles can be reversed, but this is an extremely rare event. However, this definition can also apply to anyone that does not want to be hugged, spooned or touched for any reason.
"Did you see that emo ? He's corporal cuddling everyone in sight."
"I hate my roommate! He starts arguments with me and then tries to corporal cuddle me to 'make up'! Uggggh! I don't wanna touch that kid!"
"My girlfriend is corporal cuddling me every time we have sex. I wish she'd just shut up and go to sleep or something. lol"
"I hate my roommate! He starts arguments with me and then tries to corporal cuddle me to 'make up'! Uggggh! I don't wanna touch that kid!"
"My girlfriend is corporal cuddling me every time we have sex. I wish she'd just shut up and go to sleep or something. lol"
by Alycia H. April 20, 2008
A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).
The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"
"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."
"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"
"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."
"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"
by Alycia H. April 17, 2008
1. n; A poon that has become so infested and full of diseases that it now drips continually. An infectious nasty vag that secretes fluid. Also can be used to describe a vajayjay that has been seriously neglected and not cleaned properly. A disgusting, hairy, stinking, swollen, dripping, rabies-infected, hairy wilderbeast of a vagina that is reminiscent of bundled wet vacuum lint.
2. adj; Used as a derogatory term toward someone else, usually in the place of calling someone a douche, loaner douche, asshole, jerk, etc.
2. adj; Used as a derogatory term toward someone else, usually in the place of calling someone a douche, loaner douche, asshole, jerk, etc.
"Ughhhhh!!!!! I went down on this chick and she had a freaking poondizzler! OMG, scarred for life!"
Aly: "Did you see that kid? What a douche!"
Andre: "I know right? Freaking poondizzler!"
Aly: "HAHHAHA!"
Aly: "Did you see that kid? What a douche!"
Andre: "I know right? Freaking poondizzler!"
Aly: "HAHHAHA!"
by Alycia H. April 17, 2008
Calling someone a loaner douche is to imply that someone is a douche (or douchebag), but to an -extreme- degree. It means that the douche is SUCH a douche that they aren't even a FRESH douchebag. They are SUCH a horrible douche, that it seems as though they got the douche loaned to them from someone else who had already used it.... a nasty, disgusting -loaner- douche. It can also be used to agree with someone else being called a douche. This word is to be used with extreme caution, as only the most doucheyest of douches really deserve to be called a loaner douche. It first originated in Avon, IN amongst a group of friends.
"Dude, he's not just...like...a -normal- douche. He's a effing loaner douche."
Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."
Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."
by Alycia H. April 17, 2008
by Alycia H. April 20, 2008