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poondizzler

1. n; A poon that has become so infested and full of diseases that it now drips continually. An infectious nasty vag that secretes fluid. Also can be used to describe a vajayjay that has been seriously neglected and not cleaned properly. A disgusting, hairy, stinking, swollen, dripping, rabies-infected, hairy wilderbeast of a vagina that is reminiscent of bundled wet vacuum lint.

2. adj; Used as a derogatory term toward someone else, usually in the place of calling someone a douche, loaner douche, asshole, jerk, etc.
"Ughhhhh!!!!! I went down on this chick and she had a freaking poondizzler! OMG, scarred for life!"

Aly: "Did you see that kid? What a douche!"
Andre: "I know right? Freaking poondizzler!"
Aly: "HAHHAHA!"
poondizzler by Alycia H. April 17, 2008
Words you can keep

poodizzle hizzle 

hair which is fluffy like a poodle
poodle head
hey u got a perm
nope i got a poodizzle hizzle
oh fo shizzle my sizzle

Poondiddler 

one who is trained in the art of diddling poon.

one who pleases women through fingerbanging
"That Patrick sure is an expert poondiddler"
Poondiddler by turdmasterflex April 8, 2009

poodizzle 

An urban medium sized dog, usually pit bull, lab or husky mixes. Most are rescued from shelters or are from feral bitches. These dogs are proudly owned by liberal urban professionals. Urban poodles, as it were.
Don't forget to pick up the poodizzle from day care and take her to the dog park.
poodizzle by Shelby Dogparks January 13, 2005

poondizzle 

the slang form of pwndizzle. see pwndizzle. spawned from the wrong pronounciation of pwndizzle. Same meaning as pwndizzle.
kevin: doode u hecka poondizzled that math test
kendall: wut u smokin. its pwndizzle noob.
kevin: o.. poondizzled.

poondizzle by kevin lin lee July 28, 2008

poopdizzle

Poop followed by dizzle because the word dizzle is funny(Yukky Yukky. very grose. nasty.)
1)Your a poopdizzle
2)EWWWWW look its poopdizzle
poopdizzle by Shelbieh April 18, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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