Pooches 

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

Pooches by Muliticus May 30, 2019

Pooches gooches revenge 

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..

(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!

Pooches gooches revenge by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

Smoochen Pooches 

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.

Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.

Smoochen Pooches by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Poochashmuckem 

It's basically something... sweet. An endearing word used to describe the characteristics of a cute/sweet dog.

Naww you're such a poochashmuckem

Poochashmuckem by sweetsmagee September 2, 2010

nipple pouches

Big heavy dense sacs of breast meat hanging from a girls shoulders on the front side of her body, under her head.

Look at that that girl! She is cute and she has big, swinging nipple pouches

nipple pouches by Bubble Bag Nipple Squeezer June 15, 2010

poochies 

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.

Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.

poochies by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016