Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

by Muliticus May 30, 2019

Pooched

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003

Pooched

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.

Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.

by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009

Pooch

Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.

Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!

by allerd January 27, 2005

Pooched

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

by ahirebet March 27, 2009

pooched

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

by Con August 03, 2004

pooch

Another way to say dog. Simple as that.

"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"

by Jake March 27, 2005