Pooche

The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.

Pooche! Come to papa and watch some Heroes.

by Rorski uni un unus May 15, 2017

Pooche

A Common Referance To The Cappuciono.

I Would Like The Pooche.

by Pooche Ftw January 14, 2009

Pooched

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

by Ben Gardner April 26, 2003

Pooched

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.

Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.

by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009

Pooch

Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.

Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!

by allerd January 27, 2005

Pooched

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

by ahirebet March 27, 2009

pooched

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

by Con August 03, 2004