poopchest

generally a male whose pectorals look like piles of shit

Glen's gaining so much weight he's developing a poopchest

by Jazzy Jeff April 24, 2004

Poopcrastination

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.

Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!

by sefauif May 21, 2010

Poopcrastinate

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.

Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"

by I did this. March 2, 2018

Poopchute spork thinger

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.

Urban Dictionary user: searches "urbandictionary" on search bar and goes to page 2
Random definition of urbandictionary: Poopchute spork thinger - OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
Urban Dictionary user: WTF I will search Poopchute spork thinger cuz why not...

by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022

poopmaestro

Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.

I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.

by Vironex July 22, 2006

poopghetti

When your spaghetti looks/smells like poop and you think someone/something might have pooped in it.

"Aw crap man, I think my dog took a dump in my spaghetti! Now it looks like poopghetti!"

by Poopzilla4325 March 19, 2010

poopchat

A Snapchat of your poop while it's inside the toilet. Usually sent to a friend as a prank because, once they've opened it, it's too late to go back.

Lindsay sent me a poopchat AGAIN. I never know whether to open a snap from her or not because, half the time, it's poo!

by dictionarybcel March 20, 2018