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1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.
Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!
Poo-hoo by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

Luca Alexander Poo-Poo Boo-Hoo

Also known as LAPB. Luca Alexander is a master at geometry dash but he always throws his phone and rages like a buck.
He is a big buck.
“You are such a Luca Alexander Poo-Poo Boo-HOO! Pinky!”

poo hook 

A poo hook is performed by taking your finger and massaging it around the anal sphincter enough so that the smell of it is noticeably present on it. From there, you sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, quickly slide the tip of your finger in the corner of their mouth, and pull on it like a fish hook.
Mike was acting like a total douche, so I had John distract him, got ready, and totally caught him off-guard with the poo hook. He said the smell was unbearable, and I was proud.
poo hook by Balok of the Fesarius December 9, 2008

Poo Hoop 

Orifice found between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus. Anus, Asshole.
Charlie loves to take it up the poo hoop.
Poo Hoop by Dave F October 28, 2004

poo hook 

The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.
Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.
poo hook by StuartMI November 4, 2008

hoochy-poo 

Anybody who tries to smack up a stronger deal
the scrub tried to punk the pimp for his bitch.