BettyYellowSplash's definitions

Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024

been listening to alot of guns and roses

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low

Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!

by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024

Ai mouth

Ai Mouth is when someone’s mouth does not seem to line up with the words coming out of it. It can happen on screen or irl when it just looks like someone’s mouth is out of synch or not making the right shapes.

Doug: Oh man is this Netflix show overdubbed again?
Terry: idk I can’t tell but she looks like she has Ai mouth
Doug: yeah it’s like watching an old Godzilla film

by BettyYellowSplash July 18, 2025

Poo-hoo

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.

Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!

by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

Duding on the downlow

This is when a straight male, or self-proclaimed straight cis male, is secretly having gay sex.

Biff: Yo, you know that Donald and Elon are definitely Duding on the downlow!

Pedro: For real, I think they totally 69’d. Their bromance became a BROrgy.

by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025

Faggot

1. Donny Trump, Jd Vance, Elon Musk, the BROligarchy & every trump ass eater
2. Neo-Nazis, Nazis, racists, fascists,
3. A trump supporter
4. Any and every member of maga
5. Eloncucks, magaincels

Bernie: Did you hear that every single person on Earth voted to change the definition of Faggot?

Alexandria: Omg yes! Every single person on Earth has agreed that trump supporters are the faggots!

Bernie: Trump is a fag, Elon is a megafag, jd Vance is a faggot5000!

by BettyYellowSplash February 28, 2025