Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
by VenerableBean July 6, 2011
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Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting
As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"
As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"
As an adverb: "..." not really
As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"
As an adverb: "..." not really
by AYL April 1, 2009
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by Ladhra May 30, 2014
Get the poopexting mug.Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.
Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.
Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.
Protexting activities include:
Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text
Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."
Not recognizing texting as social progress.
Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.
Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text
Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."
Not recognizing texting as social progress.
Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.
by Cyclemax December 21, 2010
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