KEQ's definitions

Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

by KEQ October 9, 2017

Twin Beeve

The beef sticks you get in a vending machine, normally comes in a two pack.

Ken stole the twin beeves from under the sombrero. So Matt had to go to the vending machine to restock the twin beeves.

by KEQ November 16, 2017

score boner

The hard on a player, of a game, gets before an almost impossible to miss goal/score is presented.

Mark had such a Score Boner as the Rocket League ball bounced out front of a empty net.

by KEQ September 17, 2017