Definitions by VenerableBean

Shit Dialing 

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

Shit Dialing by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

Poo Texting 

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

Poo Texting by VenerableBean July 6, 2011