Pwngistic 

(adj)-
1. of or relating to extreme pwnage.
2. preforming or tending to preform acts of total domination.

1. George Washington sent 13,000 troops to suppress a few hundred drunk farmers in the Whiskey Rebellion. Needless to say, it was a pwngistic event.

2. The competition at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics was wiped out by the pwngistic Michael Phelps who won 8 gold medals that year.

Pwngistic by SomberFortress July 6, 2010

super-pwntastical phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous 

Adj (pronounced: super-pwn-tastical fenomi-epic-tastical-extrodinary-penus)

Extreme epicness. Something or someone who pwns, is phenomenal, epic, fantastic, extraordinary, and stupendous. Should be only used in extreme rarity, for only few things in existence can deserve this title. super-pwntastical is a word that can be used to describe something that pwns epic hard, and can be used to loosely describe something.

When used right before phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous the power of phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous increases ten-fold. Therefor the use can only used to describe something truly Godly. Abbreviated as Pr (also the periodic symbol of it)

Measured in Frox's. One Frox equals over 9,000 megatons of pure concentrated epicness.

-Not even Chuck Norris can fully deserve the title of being Super-pwntasticaly phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous.

-Chuck Norris, Mr.T, Captain Falcon, Funyuns, Atomic bombs and Godzilla combined together with everything epic in the world just barely equals one Frox.

-No accurate example of a true super-pwntastical phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous exists to date

super-pwntastical phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous by Froxadict June 18, 2010

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

Penisticles by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

penistic winker 

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

penistic winker by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

pwntastic 

1.A situation that is awesome in every possible way.

2.A sarcastic comment used in a very bad situation.

1."Good job, Rosco, you got an A on you math final!"
"GASP! That's friggin' pwntastic!"
2. "How was your day, dear?"
"Well, my aunt died, I got raped with a rusty sword,
and a green rash has just appeared on my back."
"Hah, how pwntastic."

pwntastic by Becky D. November 22, 2006

Pwnistic 

Very good (see Pwn) To be pwnistic is to be unbeatable, or close to.

I am pwnistic at this game!

Pwnistic by Scruffy Joe913 November 19, 2009

pwntastic 

havent a clue what it means but sounds cool and rolls off the tongue. i got more if you want.
how about pwntang!

1. geez, that kill was "pwntastic"

2. raaaa, look at the "pwntang" on that!

pwntastic by cybercriminarlay May 2, 2006