Taking an employee you have workign for you into a remote area and forcefulyl ramming your cock into their ass with no lubrication. It is best done after making them many promises of things you will do for them, but giving them nothing and leaving them bleeding from the ass and crying.

When Tony took me into the conference room I thought I was going to get a raise, but I got nothing but a Pomeroy Straight Fucking

Pomeroy Straight Fucking by assrael October 6, 2009

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eliot pomeroy

Eliot is a very cool, sexy, and likable man with a chiseled jawline, and a MASSIVE phallus. He has a 6 pack, and is absaloutely goated at skating. Also his clothes are sopping wet. Not from peeing himself, he’s just dripped out from head to toe.

eliot pomeroy is the name of a man with a very large phallus.

“Oh look Samantha, there goes eliot pomeroy. I heard his phallus is very large.”

eliot pomeroy by Yuh yuh yuh yuh yew July 1, 2021

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Ali Pomeroy

BEAUTIFUL (:
Crazy (:
Random.. (:
Pretty (:
Frendly (:
Funnyy ! (:

You are so Ali Pomeroy today!
( meaning you are so pretty today (: )

Ali Pomeroy by Jennnnnnafurh May 18, 2011

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jesse pomeroy

One hell of a badass dude! If you come across a Jesse Pomeroy you should not make eye contact, as he is intimidating to men and unavoidably handsome to women. He has hypnotizing eyes and an amazing sense of humor! Beware!

Jesse Pomeroy is an amazing man!

jesse pomeroy by TheRealness2015 June 18, 2015

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shane pomeroy

A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta

Oh look Alyssa it's Shane pomeroy !
Ugh I don't wanna get back together for the 383848 time !

shane pomeroy by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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