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Poker Joker 

The one douchebag at a poker table that no one likes. They usually don't know how to play, so they usually go all in or bet really high so everyone folds. Eventually, though, they will lose due to someone having a good hand.
Guy 1: Dude, what the fuck, why do you always go all in you fucking douche?!

Guy 2: Thats just how I roll.

Guy 1: How you roll is a fucking faggot poker joker, bitch.
Poker Joker by The AZN February 1, 2013

Azerbaijani Poker-Joker

When you dress up like the joker but have 3 litres of lube with you at a poker game.
A: They’ll never guess that i’m gonna pull an Azerbaijani Poker-Joker on them.
B: YOU’LL FAIL! you dont have enough lube!

The joker poker 

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
I pulled the joker poker on her last night
The joker poker by Evil492 April 25, 2021

poke joke 

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.
I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!
poke joke by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Joke Poke 

A Joke Poke (like the word slow poke) is a friend that takes an incredibly long time to understand a joke. this person may need to have this joke explained by multiple people and even after every body is done explaining he/she still doesn't fully understand.
my friend braydyn is such a Joke Poke
Joke Poke by Dr.Doofus December 2, 2017

Joke Poke 

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.
I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.
Joke Poke by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009

pokerjoker

Usually referred to the guy in the pack of friends who cracks a lame joke, leaving every individual with a poker face.
Jack is one stunning piece of pokerjoker among us.

Dude, you gotta stop with your one liners, you're the pokerjoker of our group.
pokerjoker by anony_mesh March 6, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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