Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cockashit

German Kanye Impersonating

When you dress in a spiky gimp suit and eat scat while wearing a yeezus tour shirt

“Time to do some German Kanye Impersonating”

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When you clamp your asshole shut and shove D batteries up it and do 3 hours of yoga, eating fiber-heavy meals inbetween each session

“Have you been participating in Cornish Hardcore Yoga like your doctor told you to?”

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When you swallow as many clumps of anal lubricant gel you can before dying or throwing up

J: “Dude, you know how dangerous French Speed Eating is?”
D: “You only live twice!”

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When you dress up like the joker but have 3 litres of lube with you at a poker game.

A: They’ll never guess that i’m gonna pull an Azerbaijani Poker-Joker on them.
B: YOU’LL FAIL! you dont have enough lube!

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When a Bangkok Ladyboy pulls the infamous Pizza Delivery Box trick shown in porn, thus fooling you and the readers.

Bill: “Dude, did you order this ladyboy to pull a Thai Doordash on me?!”
Greg: “Yeah, fucking hilarious”

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1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials

1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!

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Mii: Suck my Piinis
Mii 2: Kill yourse

Piinis by Cockashit February 26, 2024

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