Goonicide

1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials

1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!

by Cockashit July 26, 2025

Piinis

Wii penis lol

Mii: Suck my Piinis
Mii 2: Kill yourse

by Cockashit February 26, 2024

Skibidi toilet syndrome

Skibidi toilet syndrome or STS is a syndrome causing the victim to be afraid of bathroom appliances such as urinals or toilets. This usually occurs in young children. The fear usually stems from the short videos of “Skibidi Toilet” by youtube shorts user “DaFuq?Boom!” On YouTube.

Martha: Steve , check on Billy for me! He's supposed to be potty training.
Steve: He screams whenever I ask him to use the toilet. He said its a “skibidi toilet”, whatever that is.
Martha: I’d call it skibidi toilet syndrome.

by Cockashit September 16, 2023

Genderless child

Not a giraffe.

Genderless Child: Am i right lads or am i right lads?
Lads: You are right lads.

by Cockashit February 24, 2024

Humuhumunukunukuaappu'aa

A fish that is also known as the trigger fish.

Joker: theres a name for people like you.
Scorpion: Choose your next words carefully, joker.
Joker: Humuhumunukunukuaappu'aa.

by Cockashit June 17, 2023

Croydon

Where you come to die.

Bloke A: “im going to croydon”
Bloke B: “mate your goin to purgatory”
Bloke C: “yeah fuckin crime r8 of 98%”
Bloke D: “wombat excrement”

by Cockashit August 14, 2023