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pokerjoker

Usually referred to the guy in the pack of friends who cracks a lame joke, leaving every individual with a poker face.
Jack is one stunning piece of pokerjoker among us.

Dude, you gotta stop with your one liners, you're the pokerjoker of our group.
pokerjoker by anony_mesh March 6, 2020
Words you can keep
A clever way of insulting the performance of the Powerstroke diesel engine family used by Ford.
Oh come on, your powerjoke couldn't pull a sick whore off a toilet.
powerjoke by s-10s_rule November 23, 2010

Poker Joker 

The one douchebag at a poker table that no one likes. They usually don't know how to play, so they usually go all in or bet really high so everyone folds. Eventually, though, they will lose due to someone having a good hand.
Guy 1: Dude, what the fuck, why do you always go all in you fucking douche?!

Guy 2: Thats just how I roll.

Guy 1: How you roll is a fucking faggot poker joker, bitch.
Poker Joker by The AZN February 1, 2013

Azerbaijani Poker-Joker

When you dress up like the joker but have 3 litres of lube with you at a poker game.
A: They’ll never guess that i’m gonna pull an Azerbaijani Poker-Joker on them.
B: YOU’LL FAIL! you dont have enough lube!
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