Pokemone 

Pokemone is the name of an urban tribe among Chile's youth that surfaced in the late 2000s. They are readily identifiable by their angular and pressed hairstyles, reminiscent of characters from the Japanese media franchise Pokémon. It is currently one of the largest and better known urban tribes in the country.

Pokemones dress similarly to other tribes, such as Otaku and Emo, but they are not followers of anime like the former, nor share the musical tastes of the latter. Pokemones are livelier and extroverted. During parties they dance to reggaeton music, while kissing and groping with as many people (male or female) as they can, which they call poncear. They make extensive use of the Internet, trading photos of themselves on image-sharing sites like Fotolog and communicating through MSN Messenger.

Pokemones are usually from the Chilean middle and lower class. They are frequently juxtaposed against another group, the so-called peloláis, well-to-do girls with long, straight fairer hair from private, Catholic schools.

Does n e 1 else hope Pokemones take over 1st World Countries?

Pokemone by Ash 'Satoshi' Ketchum April 4, 2009

pokemon cards 

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

pokemon cards by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

pokemon url 

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).

if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die

pokemon url by pokeurluser January 28, 2013

pokemon daycare 

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Pokémon Fetish 

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.

he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish

Pokémon Fetish by Arceus777 May 8, 2014

pokemon url 

Tag used to name people with Pokémon names/words in their URL on Tumblr. However, most of these people only consider pokemon url people with canon Pokémon names as their url; like Pikachu, Mew, Arceus, etc. Also about 60% of the people in that tag only use it to bash against canon pokemon url owners for thinking they're better than the rest.

"I just looked through all the pokemon urls. They’re all taken."
"Who cares about canon pokemon urls, i have gengars, pik4chu, and hydreigoon."
"All i want is a canon pokemon url like Arceus, Xerneas, Kyurem, Mewtwo or Jirachi."

pokemon url by arceus February 11, 2013

shiny pokemon 

A pokemon encountered in the wild with an alternative coloring; they also sparkle as they come out of your pokeball once you catch it - which is highly advised, seeing as there is a 1 in 8,192 chance of encountering one each battle. It's a pretty good idea to use a master ball on one if you see one, as the pokemon can sometimes flee before you get a chance to throw your pokeball or you can accidentally weaken it too much and KO it - which is a little like liquid gold running through your fingers.

Josh encountered a shiny pokemon - a Bellsprout - last week; he was so excited that he jumped up and down and accidentally made his Charizard use Fire Blast. He is now in the midst of a deep depression.

shiny pokemon by Shiny Bulbasaur April 21, 2013