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Pokebeads 

A series a pokeballs strung together that you insert into your ass for pleasure. Basically, anal beads that look like poke balls.
That skank from Team Rocket ruined our pokebeads with her dirty asshole.

Misty, let me jam these pokebeads in your ass while I tag that sweet ginger snatch...said Ash.
Pokebeads by schmecklestein April 3, 2015
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Pokéhead 

Just like a "pothead" but this one is on Pokémon. Pokéheads can be found everywhere these days with their eyes glued to their cellphones. They roam around without a care in the world about where they are and how they got there.
Look at that pokéhead, he might fell into that ditch before he becomes Pokémon Master.
Pokéhead by frost.bite July 18, 2016

Poketease 

A person who leads another on subtlely but with no real plans of going through with the act of sex cocktease; A derogatory word to describe another's inability to get it up; An insult used to defame a man's masculinity, or a girls willingness to have sex.
Man this girl was such a poketease last night just like you you faggot.
Poketease by DMoney March 3, 2004

Pokehead 

Someone with a head you'd really like to poke.
Dan, did you just call me a pokehead?
Pokehead by Chris Behrsin August 26, 2005
the cheapest and easiest way to get pokemon cards of a certain pokemon type, found on the pokenerds website.
Yo! I got fire in a pokenerds break! Poggers!
pokenerds by broblanker October 15, 2020

pokeblade 

a person who gets banned a lot by accident
man, some moderator accidentally kicked me from the voice channel today. i'm such a pokeblade
pokeblade by - February 23, 2021

PokeBread 

Super lit fucking YouTube channel that got taken down for no reason
Fat Nigga:"hey have you watched the new PokeBread video?'"
Fat Nigga 2:'Yeah hit or miss (1 hour) was lit af
PokeBread by PokeBread December 12, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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