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pokeballed 

when playing 'Pokemon GO' you throw a pokeball at a pokemon and the game freezes so the pokeball which has the pokemon in it doesn't shake and you are forced to restart your game.
dude! i got pokeballed when catching weedle!
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Pokebeads 

A series a pokeballs strung together that you insert into your ass for pleasure. Basically, anal beads that look like poke balls.
That skank from Team Rocket ruined our pokebeads with her dirty asshole.

Misty, let me jam these pokebeads in your ass while I tag that sweet ginger snatch...said Ash.
Pokebeads by schmecklestein April 3, 2015

pokeballed 

When you engage to marry someone early before they can realize they can find better.
pokeballed by Kram Retsel January 9, 2019

Pokéballer

One who never fails to catch a Pokémon on “Pokémon GO” (or at least won’t admit failure)
I am a real Pokéballer!
Pokéballer by Dan The ManVine July 22, 2016

Pokénade 

Where you have Pokémon cards all around you and you have a bad back
Had a Pokénade moment today and back is killing
Pokénade by Yo oh August 16, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026