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pokeballed 

when playing 'Pokemon GO' you throw a pokeball at a pokemon and the game freezes so the pokeball which has the pokemon in it doesn't shake and you are forced to restart your game.
dude! i got pokeballed when catching weedle!
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Pokebeads 

A series a pokeballs strung together that you insert into your ass for pleasure. Basically, anal beads that look like poke balls.
That skank from Team Rocket ruined our pokebeads with her dirty asshole.

Misty, let me jam these pokebeads in your ass while I tag that sweet ginger snatch...said Ash.
Pokebeads by schmecklestein April 3, 2015

pokeballed 

When you engage to marry someone early before they can realize they can find better.
pokeballed by Kram Retsel January 9, 2019

Pokéballer

One who never fails to catch a Pokémon on “Pokémon GO” (or at least won’t admit failure)
I am a real Pokéballer!
Pokéballer by Dan The ManVine July 22, 2016

Pokénade 

Where you have Pokémon cards all around you and you have a bad back
Had a Pokénade moment today and back is killing
Pokénade by Yo oh August 16, 2022