pokeblade

a person who gets banned a lot by accident

man, some moderator accidentally kicked me from the voice channel today. i'm such a pokeblade

by - February 23, 2021

pokeballed

when playing 'Pokemon GO' you throw a pokeball at a pokemon and the game freezes so the pokeball which has the pokemon in it doesn't shake and you are forced to restart your game.

dude! i got pokeballed when catching weedle!

by vicente fernandez July 21, 2016

Pokebeads

A series a pokeballs strung together that you insert into your ass for pleasure. Basically, anal beads that look like poke balls.

That skank from Team Rocket ruined our pokebeads with her dirty asshole.

Misty, let me jam these pokebeads in your ass while I tag that sweet ginger snatch...said Ash.

by schmecklestein April 3, 2015

pokeballed

When you engage to marry someone early before they can realize they can find better.

Pete Davidson pokeballed Ariana Grande.

by Kram Retsel January 9, 2019

Pokéballer

One who never fails to catch a Pokémon on “Pokémon GO” (or at least won’t admit failure)

I am a real Pokéballer!

by Dan The ManVine July 22, 2016

Pokénade

Where you have Pokémon cards all around you and you have a bad back

Had a Pokénade moment today and back is killing

by Yo oh August 16, 2022