An individual of Polish ancestry who calls law enforcement agencies to arbitrarily complain about the smell of a tree that they (the stupid fucking polack) not only planted outside of their livingroom window, but also on their neighbor's property.

June: "Gee Ward, our neighbor sure is a stupid fucking polack."

Ward: "Yes Dear, I suppose that you could be right. However, I was thinking more along the lines of dumb cunt."

stupid fucking polack by Stas Stachowitz June 5, 2011

Pittsburgh Polack

A pre-coital misstep in which the penis is erroneously inserted into the anus, rather than vagina and the bowels are uncontrollably released.

I was so drunk this weekend I took a girl in the alley behind the End Zone and gave her the ole Pittsburgh Polack.

Pittsburgh Polack by Oletoker May 20, 2010

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Polack Holmes

A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.

"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."

"No kidding, Polack Holmes."

Polack Holmes by Shmingus Dingus October 9, 2009

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