Pohlman

a clan of ninjas that survives today whose specialties are convincing you they're not a threat while secretly sleeping with your girlfriend and silent assassinations

"Dude, I think my girl is banging a Pohlman."

by secretlyaninja October 25, 2009

Pohlman

One who jerks, or likes to jerk the "pohl" or "pole" as it is known in some cultures, WAY too much. To be perverted, nasty, and gross.

Ewwwww! Dude!! You'll go blind if ya keep that up! Don't be such a Pohlman!

by I. YankToMuchDong June 25, 2004

pohlman

noun: a member of the male sex that has never engaged in vaginal intercourse with a female; a virgin; one who often resorts to masturbating due to a lack of sex; a Pohlman

verb: to masturbate frequently, often with Vaseline

(noun) Dude the last time that guy got close to vagina was when he was born; that guy it a total pohlman!

(verb) The reason his room smells so badly is because he refuses to pick up the dirty socks he pohlmans into.

by Arface August 3, 2007

pollman

Drama queen. Selfish.

Shut up already, you're being a Pollman

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

polmanteer

Polmanteer is friendly and welcoming to all. They know how to start a party of humour and are reliable friends.

Polmanteer

Pole-man-tear

by SEXDEMON! October 18, 2017

Summer Polman

Summer Polman a girl who has cheese growing in between her toes.

ew no don’t take your shoes off if you have a summer polman

by K2trapyy May 18, 2021

Jaz Polman

Obviously the most beautiful person in the world they have the most amazing smile and the best personality she clearly the best sibling ;)

oh look she’s the jaz polman of the family

by K2trapyy May 18, 2021