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a clan of ninjas that survives today whose specialties are convincing you they're not a threat while secretly sleeping with your girlfriend and silent assassinations
"Dude, I think my girl is banging a Pohlman."
Pohlman by secretlyaninja October 25, 2009
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One who jerks, or likes to jerk the "pohl" or "pole" as it is known in some cultures, WAY too much. To be perverted, nasty, and gross.
Ewwwww! Dude!! You'll go blind if ya keep that up! Don't be such a Pohlman!
Pohlman by I. YankToMuchDong June 25, 2004
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noun: a member of the male sex that has never engaged in vaginal intercourse with a female; a virgin; one who often resorts to masturbating due to a lack of sex; a Pohlman

verb: to masturbate frequently, often with Vaseline
(noun) Dude the last time that guy got close to vagina was when he was born; that guy it a total pohlman!

(verb) The reason his room smells so badly is because he refuses to pick up the dirty socks he pohlmans into.
pohlman by Arface August 3, 2007
Shut up already, you're being a Pollman
pollman by Anonymous August 12, 2003

polmanteer

Polmanteer is friendly and welcoming to all. They know how to start a party of humour and are reliable friends.
Polmanteer

Pole-man-tear
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Summer Polman 

Summer Polman a girl who has cheese growing in between her toes.
ew no don’t take your shoes off if you have a summer polman
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Jaz Polman 

Obviously the most beautiful person in the world they have the most amazing smile and the best personality she clearly the best sibling ;)
oh look she’s the jaz polman of the family
Jaz Polman by K2trapyy May 18, 2021
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