pohlman

noun: a member of the male sex that has never engaged in vaginal intercourse with a female; a virgin; one who often resorts to masturbating due to a lack of sex; a Pohlman

verb: to masturbate frequently, often with Vaseline
(noun) Dude the last time that guy got close to vagina was when he was born; that guy it a total pohlman!

(verb) The reason his room smells so badly is because he refuses to pick up the dirty socks he pohlmans into.
by Arface July 26, 2007
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Alesandria

A boss ass bitch. Runs this town tonight, last night…will run it tomorrow night too.

Will steal your boyfriend from out under you but then return him in a week with better manners.

Loves dudes named Tucker for whatever reason. No one is perfect.
Did you see that girl’s butt? She’s got Alesandria energy. I need to up my squat game.

Has anyone seen my boyfriend? Oh shit, did I just get Alesandriaed?
by Arface November 24, 2021
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